This post is slightly hard to write, due to a lack of response material in SOMEONE’s previous post. Harrumph.
But I really am happy that you’re having an excellent time in Hawaii. As Mom and I have decided, we totally should have gone. It would have been absolutely wonderful. Though it would be sad to spend a week away from my WiggleButts. She’s been particularly adorable this week. I have this theory that she’s looking for you in the house. Every so often she’ll get sad and go on a sniffing excursion that results in more puppy cries. She’ll be so excited upon your return.
Like I mentioned via text, it’s been odd not having you around while I’m home. I don’t think this has ever happened before. As a result, my days have been pretty lazy. I got Annabelle bathed, visiting Nonna, suffered through a pedicure, babysat the kiddos. Nothing too thrilling or busy. I did get to take a nap while Mom watched a terrible Lifetime movie. That was kind of a plus because you would not have allowed it.
I can’t wait for your return, and my presents, and our journey to Springfield, and our potential new puppy. So many eventful things to do! I want to try some healthy cooking/snacking while you’re in town. Will you help me with it? I need someone to motivate me to stay strong/just motivate me in general because you know how I feel about cooking.
Safe flight back!
P.S. I did know about the apostrophe, but I never used it because I’m not Hawaiian, so I feel like a slightly pretentious jerk if I just went around always writing it like that.
P.P.S. Being in a Hawaii gives you a free pass. Not calling you a slightly pretentious jerk.